taiwanese tribal dance

The act of getting wrist deep or more in a person then proceding to pick the person up and fist pump and jump around and chant
Ya broski I taiwanese tribal danced with her all night
by S- MONEY GUCCI January 06, 2011
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Taiwanese Ping Pong

The act between two individuals slapping either their penis or strap-on together until one says uncle
“Did you hear what that Chris did with his girl? They did Taiwanese Ping Pong and he tapped out by slap #4”
by Dr the Mr Buttcheeks May 02, 2021
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taiwanese lawn mower

When you pull an Asian girl's vagina hairs out with your teeth and spit them out in their face. It is 4:57 in the morning and I have gotten no sleep so here's a definition.
Brad: Dude I went over to Ming Ling's house and she wanted me to do a taiwanese lawn mower!
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria
by Lick.My.Dick December 01, 2019
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Taiwanese Lady Burger

When two Taiwanese lady boys sandwich you in between them and penetrate at the same time
yo i had a crazy night last night, two lady boys " Taiwanese Lady Burgered" me when the double penetrated my hole"
by Drumnmwuff September 12, 2023
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Taiwanese toaster

Where a guy shits in a girl's eyes and then rubs it to make slanted eyes.
That girl is still rubbing the shit out of her eyes from the Taiwanese toaster.
by Queerbitchniggerfuck August 07, 2009
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Taiwanese Split

A sexual position in which one party is lying on their back and their partner is straddling one leg while balancing the other leg on their shoulder. AKA a partner stretch.
Did you see the boys wrestling? I saw a perfect Taiwanese Split at one point…
by Tittles77 June 13, 2021
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Taiwanese Tea

The resulting concoction found in the toilet bowl after one relieves themselves following the consumption of week old oysters and dehydrated orbeez. The rotten shellfish creates a smelly, liquidy excrement of varying colors. The orbeez will expand to full size during digestion. Once in the bowl the final product should look similar to that of boba tea.
After a wild time partying in Chinatown, I woke to find my girlfriend had been making Taiwanese Tea all night.
by Jpfyr May 07, 2022
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