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Taiwanese dragon

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The act of inserting a tazer up a person's ass and turning it on, after you must drink a bottle of Windex then repeat until desired resulted
Yo dude I gave my girl a taiwanese dragon last night and she fucking died
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Taiwanese Tea

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The resulting concoction found in the toilet bowl after one relieves themselves following the consumption of week old oysters and dehydrated orbeez. The rotten shellfish creates a smelly, liquidy excrement of varying colors. The orbeez will expand to full size during digestion. Once in the bowl the final product should look similar to that of boba tea.
After a wild time partying in Chinatown, I woke to find my girlfriend had been making Taiwanese Tea all night.
Taiwanese Tea by Jpfyr May 6, 2022
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Taiwanese Lady Burger 

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When two Taiwanese lady boys sandwich you in between them and penetrate at the same time
yo i had a crazy night last night, two lady boys " Taiwanese Lady Burgered" me when the double penetrated my hole"
Taiwanese Lady Burger by Drumnmwuff September 12, 2023
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Taiwanese finger trap 

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when you snort ketamine out of one’s foreskin. usually done by getting a line or two of ket and sticking it in the foreskin. one’s nose could get stuck in the foreskin if a vacuum seal is made when sucking with the nostril.
“holy fuck i was taiwanese finger trapped for half an hour before you came with the lube!”
Taiwanese finger trap by lil consent February 25, 2024
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Taiwanese chopsticks 

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In this act, you need 3 men in particular naked and extremely horny .This act consist of getting two metal chopsticks and shoving them down a man’s penis hole and then pulling them apart, splitting the man’s penis across the middle and then the other guy cums in the hole and then bleeds in it and then the third guy shoves the chopsticks as far down as he can.
Dude last night me and my friends where bored so we played taiwanese chopsticks

Taiwanese Seizure Goon

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A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.

If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance

If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses

Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there

Does not have to be performed in Taiwan
Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay
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