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Taiwanese Tea

The resulting concoction found in the toilet bowl after one relieves themselves following the consumption of week old oysters and dehydrated orbeez. The rotten shellfish creates a smelly, liquidy excrement of varying colors. The orbeez will expand to full size during digestion. Once in the bowl the final product should look similar to that of boba tea.

After a wild time partying in Chinatown, I woke to find my girlfriend had been making Taiwanese Tea all night.

Taiwanese Tea by Jpfyr May 6, 2022