Tard 

tahrd

–noun

A. a mentally retarded person.

B. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
C. more commonly known as a Toby Ford

-god damn it toby you fucking tard. i knew you would be the one to try it with a vaccuum.

-you are such a tard, you might as well even be a keilah..

Tard by skwirly88 May 27, 2011

Tard 

A person who thinks or believes they are smart , funny or witty... but in reality; they are just an idiot

President George W Bush is a tard

Tard by Bastardized September 26, 2008

tard 

short for a retarded or acting retarded person

jamie is such a tard she just doesnt get it

tard by starpion December 23, 2011

Tard 

or those R Tards or retards that don't deserve the R and E.

1. Your a Tard.
2. Whats a Tard.
1. it a retard that is so retarded, that they don't deserve the Re.

Tard by Jwarren142000 May 16, 2008

tard 

Shorter form of the word retard.
Can also be shortened to 're'

Jayd: ahaha what a tard
Kayleigh: i knooo man as if you do that!
Jayd: yeah lols, hes a right gay.
Kayleigh: ye man, total re.

tard by Jayleigh February 2, 2008

Tard 

Offensive slang; often used on various internet forums as a short for someone who behaves like a retard.

'Qualified' was officially voted as one of the biggest tards on Eurogamer.

Tard by EG_Vanquish December 28, 2005

tard 

What non-Victorians call Melbourne Victory F.C when they are feeling insecure.

Sydney fan: "Those Victory fans are such tards. They average 15,000 more per game than us, even though we have a larger population. They can't even get a proper marquee player, like our Dwight Yorke. I'm sure he'll return from Sunderland really soon."

tard by Will Scholes February 10, 2007