Twofie

A two person selfie.

Taking a picture with a smart phone or camera of two people (Twofie) with the device in your hand.

by el iMan February 28, 2014

twosome

a mind-blowing, spine-tingling form of sex between two consenting individuals. usually the type of intercourse that would be associated with sex with more than just one individual, as to be so exciting that you would think you had a threesome.

Raquel: "Yo Nat, i had a bomb ass twosome last night!"
Natasha: "For real! I been trying to have one with my man since we got together, but we still just been having sex."
Raquel: "well i hope ya'll have one soon cuz this shit is not missed!!!"

by maryjane420 September 11, 2005

twoosh

a twat and a douche (similar to a "booch," but more offensive)

You are such a twoosh!
Hey twoosh, what's up?
She is acting like a twoosh!

by alfe October 31, 2011

twofour table

a table for four at which only two people are seated

Conrad: I had an awesome date night with Nancy at La Verdad yesterday.

Andy: Wow - isn't that place ridiculously crowded?

Conrad: Yeah it was packed - Nancy is so crafty though, she got us a twofour table in the sidewalk seating area!

by PatsFanatic August 16, 2009

Twonster

1. A parasitic twin that protrudes from the body of certain beings usually taking sustenance from pieces of the hosts skin and bone. Typically, a twonster will be most prevalent at birth, and will consume the brother/sister host within twelve weeks. However, some lay dormant waiting for extreme sickness or long periods of malnutrition to begin the leeching process.

2. A large crick.

3. A peaceful creature that is trapped in the body of its dead sibling that was once evil and parasitic but is now filled with regret and wants to befriend you.

A twonster cannot be removed or killed for any reason ever.

I'd give you a back rub, honey, but that nasty twonster you've got on your back has a runny nose

by John Stafford Pickens February 28, 2010

Twoshot

A common term in fanfiction relating to oneshot (a piece of writing that is only one chapter). Instead of one chapter, the fanfiction would have two chapters.

My fic was too long to be a oneshot so I made it into a twoshot.

by bigyeeterz March 10, 2020

tat-twos

matching tattoos, commemorating undying devotion that will die about the time you tire of the tat-twos, and each other

"Hey babes, let's get tat-twos to show we'll always be true."

by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012