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I very hot cut hot amazing cute handsome cut hot dude that u love
Girl1 : Don't look it's the cute Tristan

Girl2 : Really i have to look he so cute handsome cute hot cute and handsome

Girl1 : I have to look to
Tristan by For why'd March 3, 2021
An absolute mad lad chad that has a huge penis and has no respect for authority.
Did you see Tristan?” “He’s such a chad”
Tristan by JesusChristIsCool September 30, 2020
Cock sucking piece of shit that nobody respects. Absolute asshole. Like a Malcolm but worse.
Tommy: Fuck off Tristan.

Tristan: What did I do?

Tommy: You’re a Tristan you cunt.
Tristan by Tactical Bread August 28, 2020
A depressed person that had friends and no longer has friends. Makes suicide jokes even though he wants to commit it.
Kid: Have u met Tristan
Kid2: He’s a loner
Tristan by Getrektmydudelol January 31, 2018
Tristan is a great friend but does get mad at the games he plays. He can make some good jokes and you are basically unable to get him off his PlayStation or his phone
Say I won a game against him:

Me: So I win then...

Tristan: OH COME ON!
Tristan by ShrekEatsCheesecake June 25, 2019
Dusty ass nigga who suck dick all his life
That's a tristan
Tristan by Tristan84774738282 March 16, 2017