Daniel Tosh

A homosexual sex position in which 2 men bust their loads into a dead fish and insert it into eachother's rectum.
Text from Tom: Heeyy Daniel, wanna Tosh it up before the show?(;
Reply from Daniel Tosh: Ive been waiting ALL DAY for my midmorning satisfaction!
by Bowahh July 25, 2010
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Pish Tosh

Rubbish, Bunk, A perposterous proposition.
Made popular by the quippy expression; "Pish Tosh and a bottle of Pinosh on a hot summer's day in Koshkonong!"
by one smart gal November 29, 2005
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Tosh-Phobia

The fear, phobia of doing somthing embarrasssing or stupid becasue you think someone will get a video of it and that video will eventually make it to tosh.0.
-Did you notice how Bob did not do any tricks today at the skate park?

- Yes I did, I think Bob might have Tosh-Phobia.
by zpaul17 July 31, 2010
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Tosh.0

A show made by Daniel Tosh. He shows popular internet videos.
That one video on Tosh.0 was epic!
by AbigailWilson11 February 8, 2012
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Tosh Hater

a person who dislikes Daniel Tosh, usually because they are jealous of his obvious superiority in the comedy department. Tosh Haters spend their time making up lies about Daniel, claiming he is homosexual (although his sexual orientation remains to be seen, thats his business)
Guy: wow Tosh.0 is a really good show
Girl: you know hes gay right?
Guy: you are such a Tosh Hater
by I.C.Boobies October 20, 2010
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dusty tosh

A quantity. The amount of ejaculate emitted after two or more consecutive tumescent discharges. Specifically referring to a diminshed quantity of ejaculate where there is either no or almost none, immeasurable to the naked eye, of scrotal discharge. It is most often achieved through masturbation however in very rare instances it may be a condition of coital interconnection.
After jerking off like 50 times, Tom could only cum a dusty Tosh.
by meatpockets June 28, 2012
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Daniel Tosh

A sexual position in which two males 69 each other while another male pisses in their assholes.
by truthseer November 23, 2011
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