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Toolbag Thomas

Someone who acts like a complete idiot all of the time and lacks common sense, and who has no regard for the feelings of others.
Misha was such a toolbag thomas when he bitched out Brian for his metrosexualness.
by Mike Ze January 6, 2009
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Cecil baggins and joe gurner are at the gym

Joe : My god Cecil I have just seen a sexy woman doing squats over there
Cecil : where .....wow she is down low on those squats isn't she joe .....so low her snatch has opened up like a plumbers toolbag .
joe : yeah she has an amazing plumbers toolbag
by The double vulcan December 17, 2015
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Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome

(Noun) A contagious disease spread by over zealous males, or in some cases females, being standoffish toolbags. Although not given enough credit and awareness by Congress and the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), there are many ITS (Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome) pandemics spreading throughout several nations, including the United States, Canada, and France. The only cure to this terrible disease is a good, humiliating slap to the face, or roundhouse kick for those in the footsteps of Chuck Norris, to humble those with the disease. ITS tends to come back and effect people multiple times, so 3 additional slaps-to-the-faces are recommending to suspend ITS for a longer period of time.
John:"Look at Andy, just sitting there playing his guitar while all the girls gaze at him."
Jane:"I think he might have Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome.... You know what to do John. It's for the best."
John: slaps Andy across the face repeatedly until all the girls run away.

John:"I can't stand it when he talks, he's such a tool!"
Jane:"Then go slap him!"
John:"No... I'll roundhouse kick him to the face. It's the most effective way to cure Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome."
by ncmo April 26, 2010
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fuck me she had flaps like a plumbers toolbag!!
by betty swollocks September 13, 2003
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Dr. Toolbag

A crazy fool that acts like he is God's gift to women. Always is checking out his face in the mirror and demands attention ( yelling sometimes to get those to focus on his actions).
"that Dorian kid thinks he is so fly, he has a doctorate in being a tool, one would think of him as Dr. Toolbag
by Hustla4lyfe May 3, 2010
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Tool Bag

An individual who's personality is the perfect combination a Tool and a Douche Bag.

Another explanation is a moron who thinks that they are god's gift to the world.
dude 1: Check out that tool Chuck over there, now that's he's watched karate kid six times he thinks he can punch through a brick wall. What a douche bag.

dude 2: Chuck truly is a Tool Bag.
by Max86 September 13, 2012
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ask.com toolbar

A browser hijacker designed to infect people who just click through the Java installation to save time.
Idiot:I'll install Java to play the game!
*clicks through installation*
Message:Thanks for letting us put the ask.com toolbar/adware on your computer.
by schoolequalsboredom October 7, 2013
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