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tofu

Miso is a fermented soy product which is safe to eat in small quantities. Tofu, however, should be avoided like the plague because there is NOTHING natural about it.
The hippie experienced death by tofu five years later.
by The Ploy of Soy July 5, 2003
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Tofu

a type of person who is very annoying
A: I'm so awesome and you all suck...

Everyone: Shut up Tofu
by cpt baba November 15, 2011
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tofu

Can be used in the place of "fuck"
O tofu I just slammed my head in the car door. TOFU!!
by Shirley Cantcook January 31, 2008
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tofu

I went to a thai restaurant and tried to order paneer. The waiter said they didn't serve paneer, but they instead had tofu. I tried it, and concluded that it was a phail knockoff of paneer, since the Thais were unable to procure proper cheese cubes of the greatness.
by swatapriya July 7, 2009
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tOFU

tOFU is going down tonight, Sparty's going to destroy them.
by BBO69 June 8, 2012
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tofu

You drank that sour milk!? Damn girl, you Tofu!

That guy's dance last night was SO tofu!
by Sara RMBB August 19, 2008
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Tofu

My nick name. Because my name is too long. It came to being by my friends taking my name 'Saidhbhin' (which is pronounced sa-bean), changing it to 'Soybean' and then finally changing it to 'Tofu' (for tofu is made of soybeans)
Look at Tofu...She's such a Freak}.
by Tofu June 24, 2004
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