Toffee-nosed

(Adjective) Snobbish or stuck-up. Derives from the old English slang word "toff" - used by the lower class when describing an upper class gentleman.

"Hey Nigel, look at that old toffee-nosed banker over there! He wouldn't want to dirty his shoes walking on our side of the street!"

by Dr_Maseuss May 28, 2014

Dog Toffee

Dog crap. Usually left in the middle of a woodland path. This flavour can only be achieved by feeding the canine epoxy putty for 3 weeks prior to bowel evacuation. Usually impossible to remove from a tyre.

Crap! Which bastard left that dog toffee there?

by Yak December 12, 2003

toffee wallet

1. The aftermath of a follow through
2. A wet fart

Woops... I had better clean out my toffee wallet. Has anybody got a tissue?

by The Wronguns November 8, 2018

toffe and custard dognut

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

by bagheadbench July 23, 2020

Toffeepops

THE BEST BUISCUITS EVER HOLY FUCK

Abi: Lets go to Home Bargains.
Ross: Why?
Abi: They have the big packs of Toffeepops.
Ross: GET YOUR COAT

by 100percentnotAbigail January 11, 2022

tiffers

Your typical Redneck lookin for fun. Very smart. Calls everyone bo. Easy to get along with. Piss her off one time and well I'll let you just figure it out on your own. Don't mess with her truck, dogs, momma, or friends.

Aye bo!
Tiffers bo!

by Birdybird March 3, 2016

Thong Toffee

A slimline skid-mark that discolors the string section of a thong.

I picked up her sexy underwear and was mortified to discover a substantial portion of thong toffee therein.

by BTKidd August 24, 2008