Tobuscus Army.

Dedicated audience members, that are commanded by the awesome Tobuscus (AKA Toby Turner), and released onto Facebook pages in order to change things for the better, through the use of comments.

So far, with the help of the Tobuscus Army, he has conquered mountain Dew, resulting with a limited Darkness, Redness, Whiteness drink. He is currently battling on becoming a part of Virgin Mobile as "Tarah", instead of "Sparah".

TOBUSCUS ARMY IS IN THE EXAMPLE.

by Audience Member GS. July 7, 2011

whacky tobacky

a special form of a plant that takes you on a magic carpet ride. not cigarettes, morons.

Roll a j of dat whacky tobacky, retard.

by retarddisser October 14, 2003

Tobey Maguire

A phenomenal actor and producer who has starred in various films like Brothers, the Spider-Man Trilogy, The Great Gatsby, and Seabiscuit. He is especially known around the world for his definitive portrayal of Spider-Man/Peter Parker. Tobey Maguire stands out from other actors as a result of his incredible ability to convey emotion through his face which earned him a golden-globe nomination. You can tell what he’s feeling and why just by looking at his face which is a hard feat to pull off consistently. Recently he’s transitioned into a producer who runs “Material Pictures,” with two recent financial success that have both been bought by Amazon (and consequently are available on Amazon Prime) like Brittany Runs A Marathon (2019) and Duked (2020).

Girlfriend: Leave me alone
Boyfriend: Come on, let me help you out.
Girlfriend: You don't know what I'm feeling!
Boyfriend: Girl, you’re Tobey Maguire. I know exactly what you’re feeling.

by CristianoMuller March 1, 2021

snowy noggin - no toboggan

euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction

Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 13, 2013

Tobined

To grass or do wrong to another person, usually a colleague.

Jesus Steve, did you hear John got Tobined.

John stole a CD and his Brother reported him to the Police.

by Martymcfly10 December 3, 2018

Toblerones

Tits that look like two chunky triangles

🍈 🍈 vs 🔺️ 🔺️

Toblerones... why the triangle bra was invented

by Working Class Hero December 16, 2020

Urban Tobacco

A play on words to describe a situation with both herb and tobacco.
1. A spliff
2. Smoking tobacco near burning herb to disguise the smell.
3. Something to tell someone who asks about a rolly.

1. Eddy rolls three spliffs a day, sometimes seven, for whatever happens.
2. Spark a marb I'm sparking a J.
3. Some Scroungy Fuck: "Is that a joint? Can I hit that shit?"
Me: "No, It's urban tobacco."

by Jomce M. Yag October 20, 2015