born on the wrong side of the tracks

To start out life with every disadvantage

Coming from nothing

Fighting for survival

Broke

Because Dick was born on the wrong side of the tracks he hates the world and everyone in it

by behumbledude September 13, 2013

mushroom tracks

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

railroad tracks

dental braces(probably a reference to the way dental braces look)

I would rather not have to wear such huge railroad tracks.

by Light Joker April 20, 2005

[Moose Tracks]

Best chocolatey and peanutbutter-cup ice cream in the world.

Get me a big bowl of Moose Tracks

by kabelly January 19, 2009

snowy tracks

when you ejaculate on a girl's shiny braces on her teeth

I'm sorry, officer i didn't realize she was underage. I only went out with her because I wanted to give her snowy tracks.

by Lukeabf September 10, 2009

Alta Rabbit Tracks

A derivation of the Cleveland Steamer. It is the act of deficating on your partners chest during sex making sure your balls are covered in shit and then hopping down your partners body like a rabbit, being careful to only allow your balls to touch her body so as to make what appears to be rabbit tracks on her tits and belly.

Dude, I broke up with Nancy around Easter, so, as a tribute to the holiday I decided to drop some Alta rabbit tracks on her and ran for the door. I haven't seen her since.

by Big Country LD January 23, 2012

dead meat on the tracks

The act of getting your penis stuck in a zipper after urinating.

Ooh, that bled more than dead meet on the tracks.

by Suss March 11, 2005