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Titfanny

Loving,Caring and Awesome Has the intelligence that not all can surpass, Brains and beauty combined makes a wonderful combination of an awesome women. Titfanny's booty are HUGE you may not see it but its under layers and layers of clothes and they are scared to show there true definition in short: there Brains is in the way of there natural beauty to show
Guy: wow she is a hot mess
Guy2: Yea but i bet if all that is removed her real form would show
** nights after into prom**
guy: wow who is that girl is she new?
guy2: nope thats Titfanny she got help from her mom too pick out clothes and guess what buddy she is now mines **laughs**
guy: aww man you always got to get the last laugh
by iloveulots<3 August 16, 2012
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titfat

The thing that makes tits to squishy, squeezable and fun
Joyful, enjoyable, squeezable fun, with titfat! *fun to play with, not to eat!*
by silverware May 30, 2014
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titfuck

when a guy gets horny and wants to fuck and hold tits so he shoves his dick in a squished up pair of tits.
"hey wanna titfuck"
"lolk"
by captors bullshit August 2, 2016
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titfarm

A room full of sweaty fat men, a term used in the film The Neighbors.
Felix asks his coworkers in his office, "what is a titfarm?" due to lack of definitions on urban dictionary.
by titfarm May 15, 2016
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titfish

Addendum to definition No.2: A titfish may be enamored with their own tits, as well as the tits of others.

"Anonymous Girl has the biggest rack, and is a total titfish! She loves her boobs even more than I do, and I'm Titfish McGee!"

4. titfish: noun

Mermaid, especially with large attractive tits.

5. titfish: noun

Any fish that has tits. Can be due to a mutation; tit-shaped tumors, growths, warts, etc; or some guy who took the time to craft a pair of tits that could be strapped to a fish and did so.

6. titfish: noun

A woman in any type of swimming/aquatic equipment, especially with large, attractive tits.

7. titfishing: verb

i. The act or practice of being a titfish.

ii. Actively searching for tits that one may ogle/adore in

some way.

iii. Also ogling those same tits.
Using multiple definitions:

Two titfish, Titfish McGee and his partner, Governor Titfish, went to Titfish Lagoon to titfish the lovely titfish in their skin-tight scuba suits, witness the titfish produced by the nearby gene-altering toxic waste factory, and perhaps even catch a glimpse of the legendary and mythological titfish.

Titfish titfish other titfish.
by iknownothing123456789 February 7, 2012
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titface

one who's face has tits on it.
you are a titface
by haverly wilson September 11, 2003
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titfucking

Brittney's Spears's favprite thing to do with Kevin Federline. Then she eats his cum and poops on his chest and he eats the poop.
"mmm Kevin titfuck me so i can poop on your chest!"
by Bran Diclomallo March 19, 2005
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