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TILF

1. Teacher I'd like to f*ck
2. Ezra Fitz
Can't blame Aria, Mr. Fitz is most definitely a TILF.
by fouzzball June 5, 2011
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Tilting at Windmills

an English idiom which means attacking imaginary enemies, or fighting unwinnable or futile battles.
Father and daughter arguing over getting married.

Dad - "I won't allow it, do you get me?"

Daughter - "You're tilting at windmills, Phil."
by freund April 13, 2010
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titfuck

Where the male partner places his penis between the female partner's breasts. The male squeezes the breasts together as he thrusts his penis back and forth. This act can be pleasurable for both partners but usually more pleasurable for the male as he sometimes ejaculates over the female often described as a (pearl necklace).
"We had a great time last night! I titfucked her for the first time!"
by vickie-sixx June 11, 2006
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tilf

the acronym for teacher id like to fuck
ms. hugger is a tilf!!
by prod October 23, 2003
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Dutch Tilt

A sexual maneuver that consists of holding a woman at a 45 degree angle and then having frontal sex with her.
by The Masked Apprentice May 12, 2009
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TILF

Teacher I'd Like To Fuck

you know you all have one....
Zara: "Mr. Lapish is deffo a TILF"
Kay/Bella/Steph: "OMG yeaaahhh"
Sangeetha: "eeeww no!"
by Zara-X- October 12, 2009
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tilt

When you're describing someone or something that is inconstant or unpredictable, or describing a situation or moment that's ambiguous.
Jason: Guys listen to this, is it Laurel or Yanny?
Jamie: It's Laurel.
Alex: No, it's Yanny.
Hannah: No, it's both. Sometimes I hear Laurel and sometimes I hear Yanny.
Jason: You're right. It's so tilt.

Tyler: Dude, do you want to go to the bar on 5th ave?
Matt: Idk, sometimes its lit, and then sometimes its not.
Tyler: Yeah, I know dude, that place is tilt.

Jake: My brother is in the middle of getting a sex transition surgery. I'm not sure if I should be calling him my brother or my sister.
Luke: Dude, that's so tilt.

Jessica: How do you like working at the grocery store?
Adam: Ehh, sometimes things are going good, and then other times at a given moment things suck. It's tilt.

Maria: What's it like working with Justin?
Anna: Sometimes he works hard and helps out, but then other times he's just lazy and doesn't want to do anything. Just like a scale, he is tilt. He can lean in either direction.
by runninghighkid July 22, 2018
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