takes the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened. Similar (but not identical) to the US version "that really takes the cake".

I know politicians are a bunch of lying fools, but that Donald Trump really takes the biscuit.

by ProfJF February 19, 2017

take the biscuit

To be the epitome of something, typically something unpleasant. To stand as the best (or more likely worst) example of a series of things.

Of all the slimy schemes Jim's pulled over the years, his attempt to pay a psychologist to testify in court that Marie, whom Jim had actually repeatedly raped the previous year, was merely paranoid, just has to take the biscuit.

by Fearman February 22, 2008

catching the biscuit

when you are lying on your back pleasuring yourself, you try to catch the load in your mouth

catching the biscuit was easy last night because I was all backed up.

by Labsupervisor November 4, 2009

Spit The Biscuit

A game played, where men stand round a biscuit and masturbate and the last one to ejaculate on the biscuit has to eat it.

I played spit the biscuit last night, Dan enjoyed his custard cream!

by EllielliE March 7, 2009

pushing the biscuit

1) Going above and beyond to convince someone to make a decision that they weren't necessarily considering in the first place.

2) Describing a risky situation and the actions that follow.

3) Used in place of a sexual act, both positive and/or negative.

4) Upset or frustrated about a situation or outcome.

1) "I didn't think I needed to buy boots to go with my new coat, but that salesperson is really pushing the biscuit'

2) "I don't mean to push the biscuit, but I think we can go without health insurance for a few more weeks"

3) "Damn, he is hot! I wouldn't mind pushing his biscuit"

4) "Not having proper table manners really pushes my biscuit"

by engineergoby April 3, 2017

Miss the biscuit

1: to miss the mark or not execute something as planned.

2: the opposite of “getting this bread”.

1: they gave me a coconut raspberry rebel instead of my bubblegum frost... really missed the biscuit on that one.

2: yeah I’ve been working open to close for the past two weeks, but hey, can’t miss the biscuit, right?

by MissedBiscuits December 26, 2018

risk it for the biscuit

Doing whatever necessary to get that pussy.

-How do I get her to have sex with me, man?
-You gotta risk it for the biscuit

by jlockoooo February 3, 2014