by Bitter Lemon December 24, 2004
Get the triscalackalackin mug.A slang term referring to a particularly "square cracker." "Square" to mean their activities and social behaviors are stereotypical for caucasians and "cracker" being used in the same way as the slang term for a white person used commonly. Triscuits play everything by the book and are portrayed rather accurately by Dave Chappelle in his impressions of white people.
The new country club claims to have a diverse membership but when I set foot in the dining room it was practically a triscuit convention.
by bsmdm March 25, 2009
Get the Triscuit mug.From the 1988 Movie
Tom Hanks as Josh: "I met a girlfriend, a triscuit!"
Jared Rushton as Billy: "She said a triscuit a biscuit!"
Tom Hanks as Josh: "I met a girlfriend, a triscuit!"
Jared Rushton as Billy: "She said a triscuit a biscuit!"
by Carl GW Smith May 2, 2007
Get the Triscuit mug.An abbreviation for the fashionable yet delicious square shaped snack we all love aka the trendy biscuit
Jordan was hungry earlier but luckily I had some triscuits in my backpack to offer her. By offering them I looked fashionable and she no longer thought I was chunky for carrying food around with me.
by MATTYJAYYY November 15, 2011
Get the Triscuit mug.by tEErohr December 8, 2003
Get the Triscuit mug.The scale from 1-10 of the Twilight fan.
1 would be someone who likes the book, not so much the movie, and doesn't veiw themselves as a Twilight fan.
5 would be someone who is a fan of both the book and movie, but isn't necessarily a Twilight freak.
10 would be a huge Twilight fan who sports the icons, tee-shirts and posters. They refer to themselves as "Robsessed". Some people of this breed really aren't that bad, but most that are post-movie Twilight fans kind of suck. If they heard that you've even read a chapter of any of the books, they will question you about it.
1 would be someone who likes the book, not so much the movie, and doesn't veiw themselves as a Twilight fan.
5 would be someone who is a fan of both the book and movie, but isn't necessarily a Twilight freak.
10 would be a huge Twilight fan who sports the icons, tee-shirts and posters. They refer to themselves as "Robsessed". Some people of this breed really aren't that bad, but most that are post-movie Twilight fans kind of suck. If they heard that you've even read a chapter of any of the books, they will question you about it.
-Oh, you like Twilight? Since when?
--I always liked Twilight, but on the Twiscale, I'm probably a one or two.
-Really? I'm more of a nine. I really love the series!
--I always liked Twilight, but on the Twiscale, I'm probably a one or two.
-Really? I'm more of a nine. I really love the series!
by Damned Daybreaker August 11, 2009
Get the Twiscale mug.When you crumble triscut crackers and shove them up your ass, then fart strongly so the triscuts blow out onto your partners back, then you snort the crumbs.
by Dr Shocker July 17, 2014
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