Taiwanese Seizure Goon

A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.

If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance

If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses

Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there

Does not have to be performed in Taiwan
Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay
by DonaldTrump3207 July 22, 2024
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Taiwanese chopsticks

In this act, you need 3 men in particular naked and extremely horny .This act consist of getting two metal chopsticks and shoving them down a man’s penis hole and then pulling them apart, splitting the man’s penis across the middle and then the other guy cums in the hole and then bleeds in it and then the third guy shoves the chopsticks as far down as he can.
Dude last night me and my friends where bored so we played taiwanese chopsticks
by Nigga shit balls May 25, 2024
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Taiwanese dragon

The act of inserting a tazer up a person's ass and turning it on, after you must drink a bottle of Windex then repeat until desired resulted
Yo dude I gave my girl a taiwanese dragon last night and she fucking died
by 10 hour portal radio loop November 30, 2021
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Taiwanese Filibuster

A Taiwanese Filibuster when a second or third party snatches the documents away from the principal signing them, creating a highly symbolic situation that is quite pointless because they can just print another set of documents to be signed in like 2 minutes. The symbolism is highly symbolic, thus creating the Taiwanese Filibuster. This term is based on that time in May, 2024 when Guo Guowen, a Member of the Taiwanese Parliament, swiftly snatched a legal Bill's documents and made a dramatic dash to prevent it from being passed, as shown on an online video.
Mr. PHBL: We are pleased to present you this law to be promulgated, Sir.

Sir: I am pleased to sign this.
Guo Guowen: I AM GOING TO SNATCH THESE DOCUMENTS IN PROTEST.
Mr. PHBL: *facepalm* oh golly what do we have here, a Taiwanese Filibuster. Toby, can you please re-print this 18 page document so Mr. Sir and us can sign it before another lunatic comes in here.
Sir: Huh.
by phbl December 13, 2024
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Taiwanese toaster

Where a guy shits in a girl's eyes and then rubs it to make slanted eyes.
That girl is still rubbing the shit out of her eyes from the Taiwanese toaster.
by Queerbitchniggerfuck August 07, 2009
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Taiwanese Split

A sexual position in which one party is lying on their back and their partner is straddling one leg while balancing the other leg on their shoulder. AKA a partner stretch.
Did you see the boys wrestling? I saw a perfect Taiwanese Split at one point…
by Tittles77 June 13, 2021
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taiwanese sand blaster

The act of sticking ones dick in a dry ass
Dude I didn't have any lube and my dick was raw from that Taiwanese sand blaster
by BigmeatPete April 26, 2016
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