s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart

He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H

by Mrgill2812 June 12, 2018

F.M.T.I.C.O.Y.D

Fuck me till I cum on your dick

“You should F.M.T.I.C.O.Y.D!”

“Ok”

by Hygigxthv September 30, 2023

I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A

This abbreviation means "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"

Example

Boy 1: Hey Jess, if you're a freak, then you know what I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A
Jess: Yeah, I know what it means. I'm not that innocent. "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"

by MonoKIT August 3, 2021

T.F.M.T

Titty Fuck Monster Truck

a phrase used when one is excited, upset, or responsive to an injury.

'hey darrell, your new fuel pump for the trans am just came in!'.... 'well T.F.M.T! or titty fuck monster truck!'

by carson allen May 7, 2008

R.T.F.M

Read The Fucking Manual. Used, more than most would imagine, in technical documents. Mostly of the manual or instructions variety. Tends to be added to the end or rather the start of the manual by technical writers annoyed by questions being brought up that are more than well answered in the relevant documentation.

Manuals on newly developed computer applications. R.T.F.M added to the end of the first introduction page.

by Nogaro49 October 1, 2008

M.T.F.U.

Man Trans Fag Undercover

when you see a MTFU sticker or a group of men trans fags hanging out undercover they are M.T.F.U.

by dabz7lO February 20, 2020

F.T.M.A

(Flocking To My Awesomeness) - When a woman who is payed to have sex with you is forced to seduce you because you are too much of a pussy to make a move.

"Hey bro, those chicks are obsessed with me."

"Yah man, we paid them, they're just F.T.M.A'ing you.

by ObservantTooth8 July 9, 2012