Definitions by ObservantTooth8

F.T.M.A 

(Flocking To My Awesomeness) - When a woman who is payed to have sex with you is forced to seduce you because you are too much of a pussy to make a move.

"Hey bro, those chicks are obsessed with me."

"Yah man, we paid them, they're just F.T.M.A'ing you.

F.T.M.A by ObservantTooth8 July 9, 2012