sympathy sex

It's the type of sex you have when you pity someone, either because he/she suffered a personal loss or because of his/her puppy eyes.

A: My best friend broke up with his girlfriend. He was devastated, so I went to his house to comfort him.
B: And you had sympathy sex!

by magister_icl October 28, 2013

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McDonalds symptoms

Various symptoms of McDonalds overloading. Signs that your state of health is not good.

McStomachAche
McHeadache
McHeartburn
McCirrhosis
McTwitch
McDepression

by brendan September 9, 2004

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Sympathy Crash

To attend a party without an invitation out of pity that very few people have turned up.

Hey man, you should sympathy crash Jeff's party, there are about three people here.

by B1gCal June 22, 2010

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Sympathy Seeking Disorder. A made-up term obviously but, for those who don’t quite understand this, it refers to the person who dwells on the “woe is me” aspects of life. They are truly miserable; the eternal victim of life. They reserve the right to communicate their frustrations with their “wrong doer’s” publically to get sympathy, via social media; facebook in particular with extremely obvious status updates which they deem pseudo cryptic. They refuse to take responsibility for their own actions and appear incredibly weak.

All of her FB status's about karma and man bashing since her divorce lead me to believe that she suffers from a sympathy seeking disorder.

by Pal in Oz May 14, 2014

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