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swollen bootii

crystalll gota swollen bootii
by chelsey May 13, 2005
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Swollen Pussy

Leviathin
Wow. How did leviathin get such a Swollen Pussy? He was fuCked so many times hes lips bulged and his hole widened. Now just a fat pussied dragon.
by sum.fukn.dude June 15, 2022
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Swollen lobster

It's the reaction caused by slapping the vagina causing it to puff up and turning it red
Yo bro !! I just slapped this girl's pus so hard I gave her a swollen lobster
by meowsierz777 February 1, 2018
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swollen ostrich

1) n. A magnificent and legendary steed.

2) n. An unusually large ostrich who's bloatedness lets it rise into the air like a phoenix with you on its back.
Son: I saw a swollen ostrich in the sky today daddy!

Father: wtf?
by Chocobo93 July 10, 2009
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Swollen Vulva

When a person(s) defers to participate in an action that they deem dangerous. Even when such inaction will deem them to be a lesser human in the eyes of their peers!

OR

A physical anomaly that precludes a member of the male gender to urniate in a standing position thus resulting in moderate to extreme hazing from his alleged "friends"
Josh was beyond reproach when asked to catch the football with the "sun" in his eyes!
"Geez Josh, do you have a Swollen Vulva or something!"

Teasing be Damned! Brady always sits to urinate, becasue he hates when he makes a mess due to his Swollen Vulva
by Matt December 28, 2007
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swollen sock

A swollen sock like the"pink sock" is actually a prolapsed anal cavity that has has intercourse while it is prolapsed an ends up looking like a the bladder of a football hanging down
Had some hectic deep anal an ended up giving em a swollen sock
by swollen sock April 7, 2016
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swollen cactus

When a man finds a decently sized beehive with the intent to penetrate it in a sexual manner with his penis until his shaft is swollen and covered in bee stingers.

Afterwards, the man has sexual intercourse with a female, Thrusting his prickly swollen penis through the woman's vagina giving her the Swollen Cactus.
My girlfriend is coming over tonight for some honey and a Swollen Cactus
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