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Switchjob

It's like paizuri (Mammary intercourse) but you use both Joy-cons from Nintendo Switch
I beat my Gf at Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, as a reward she gives me a the best Switchjob ever
by yeepyeep March 13, 2019
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switched face

When you first meet a person and they are so kind at first. They only show you a made up version of themselves. When you stop being able to be useful to them or y’all have an argument then you see their true colors. They reveal to you it was just an illusion and show you how evil they really are.
Me and icky where best friends until she switched face.

When I found out bob was becoming successful and not sharing his success with me I switched face on him because I never liked him from the start and now I’ll show him how deep rooted my hatred for him is.
by Nesha Unique January 31, 2023
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Switched teams

When someone switches genders, Sexuality, or makes themselves appear as a different race
Holy fuck jimmy switched teams
Yeah he changed his name to Travis
by Dumbpolish April 8, 2023
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switchfoot

l33tong band, anyone who don't like them are either gay or were refused their mothers titty as a youngster
Fred: hello i am kuni cos i dont like switchfoot
Jiminy: I agree whole heartedly my african american brother.
by Tom March 9, 2005
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Switched On

1. Beyond turned on.

2. To personally know many important people in high positions that can be called upon for favors.

3. An intelligent person who is also on the ball.
1. Seeing your titty text made me so switched on I can't stand it.

2. Cain didn't have any problem finding a job because his father is so switched on.

3. You can trust what Willy says because he really is switched on.
by kookaburra September 17, 2010
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switchboard

Female who is often plugged into; a slut.
Heidi in her salad days was quite the switchboard around these parts...lotsa guys know her, biblically.
by plug nickle September 15, 2009
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Switchboarding

The act of going from a straight pegging, to an ass to mouth. The victim is first pegged, then without warning, the didlo is pulled from the butt, the person is spun around, and the dildo is then jammed into their mouth.
Bill, why is your mouth all red and raw? The wife and I went out last night and had a few drinks. She got a bit wild and a switchboarding ensued.
by Jmc1971 CM75 September 4, 2018
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