swiss

to experience an acute explosion of bodily fluids usually called "juice", generally caused by extreme excitement particularly if the individual involved is extremely anal and/or German

don't let him swiss himself on my clean comforter!

by Fred E. Unit September 30, 2007

swissed

being dominated/pwnd/etc. in a first person shooter game by a gun with a high fire rate witch is usually accompanied with a significant drop in damage.basically have to be a punk/chump to die at the hands of an inferior weapon. the many holes in your body allude to the holes in swiss cheese.

playing halo
"dewbro i just swissed you and you had a shotty"

by frshnastynasty December 15, 2008

swiss

Adjective often used to describe useless things, such as chocolate, banks, knifes, alps and cows.

swiss stuff is often great quality, but rarely useful.

by weeeeeeh flip November 30, 2006

swiss

alcoholic beverage

i got hella swiss last night at 7-11.

by jon February 1, 2004

Swiss Shitter

A term popularized by the Chuffed community of r/WatchesCirclejerk to refer to a stupidly overpriced swiss watch.

Husband: Honey, we are going to the Swiss Shitter AD
Wife: We?
Husband: yes, I need to get the new Rowleks submariner Superlaxitive chronometer certified
Wife: can't you buy a pagani design that is available at teddybulbasaur.com ?
Husband: no, I can only afford the homage, and get your panties ready for the AD
Wife: why?
Husband: you'll know when we get there.

by The Casio collector August 25, 2021

swiss delight

Using a cheese grater to climax; originated in Switzerland.

I was feeling pretty delicious, so I decided to attempt a Swiss delight. Yolo.

by Accounting Genius November 6, 2013

Swiss Coffee

A delicious drink made by brewing a cup of flavored coffee, and mixing in a package of Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate mix(marshmallows are optional, but recommended). The evaporated milk and sugar of the Swiss Miss blend perfectly with the coffee, and the chocolate compliments it amazingly. Additional milk, cream, or half and half can be added if desired.

Guy: What are you drinking?
Other Guy: Swiss Coffee.
Guy: You mean Irish Coffee?
Other Guy: No.

by Bendabig August 4, 2007