Swifty

When you seek up behind someone and grab their ass

I was on the train the other day and somebody gave me a cheeky swifty

by Ric088 August 14, 2017

swifty

a substantial amount of gas emersing from the anus

dang son, did you release a "swifty"

by Delta_roc February 24, 2009

Swifty

A blowjob.

Guy #1- "Man, she's hott!"

Guy #2- "I bet she gives a good swifty."

by berv September 24, 2010

Swiftybear

A "Swifty" is a fan of Taylor Swift. A "Swiftybear" is a fan of Taylor Swift that tends to identify as both gay and as a bear (a subculture in the gay community).

Yup, I've been to three Taylor Swift concerts with a bunch of my bear friends. You could call me a Swiftybear!

by Firefly13 January 7, 2015

swifty

A simple PHP error, something that should never pose a problem.

I cannot believe he just pulled a swifty. Now I have to hire someone that is not prone to cause more swifties and make johnny wait longer for his site!

by someonecool November 25, 2006

Swifty Nade

When playing first-person shooter games with friends, the "Swifty Nade" is the act of tossing a grenae into an area populated by your teammates, waiting a few seconds and then saying "Oh, Grenade.." just a second or so before it goes off, killing everyone in the room.

Especially popular during games of Capture the flag while playing Halo or Halo 2.

See Also: Teamkilling Fucktard

"I had the flag all the way back at our base, but then we got Swifty Naded and the other team returned. Fucker."

by Ripp January 28, 2005

Phil Swifty

Phil I the very definition of masculinity. As for he is the god of all twelve realms he is tasked with ensuring the safety of us more mortals so he comes to us in the form an extremely muscular and well charmed man and endows us with a portion of his godly powers in the form of flex tape.

The church of Phil Swifty

by Veiny1072 July 9, 2018