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Street Swinger

An old man, typically a nursing home escapee, who stands on the streets of urban areas and swings his genitalia from side to side. When confronted by the cops, he usually runs away. A popular trend for the elderly in the South Eastern U.S.
Kid: Mommy what is that old man doing?

Mother: Look away Jimmy, it's a Street Swinger!
by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL June 14, 2020
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Dirty shwinters

Taking a shit at someone’s gaff and wiping your arse with broken glass
Sean: was with the auld lady there she pulled a dirty shwinters
by DickLips11 November 18, 2020
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Jane Goodall Swinger

A serial monogamist who like an ape, swings from relationship to relationship without breaking a branch.
Stacey is a real Jane Goodall Swinger. She dumped Dan as soon as she met Steve!
by Hubert Rumpus Pumpus February 28, 2019
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Switters

Switters is a contradiction for all seasons:

an anarchist who works for the government;

a pacifist who carries a gun;

a vegetarian who sops up ham gravy;

a cyberwhiz who hates computers;

a man who, though obsessed with the preservation of innocence, is aching to deflower his high-school-age stepsister (only to become equally enamored of a nun ten years his senior).
i think they are so mental, they are most defiantly switters.

like that of a "emo" trying not to conform, when in reality they are all conforming to dressing in dark clothing, make up and hating on life.
by Mathias-the irish June 9, 2010
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SPINterest

another way of saying special interest for autistic people!!
SPIN= SPecial INterest, some people think its fun to spell interest out with it :3
sonic is my SPINterest!
by tabsters September 1, 2022
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Polish Swinger

A person that defecates in a hot tub full of people. To poop in a hot tub. A piece of crap floating in the hot tub.
"Dude, last night me and some fine ladies was hanging out in the hot tub, when all of a sudden, one of them released a polish swinger!" "Why didn't you invite me over?"
by Guy Poulin December 12, 2012
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swinger

A married person who enjoys swapping spouses with another married couple.
Dick and Jane are swingers; last weekend, they swapped spouses with the neighbors for a sexual experience.
by UrbanWebster February 14, 2004
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