simptard

a combination of a simpleton (a less bright person) and a retard. used in a humorous manner to describe silly behavior.

aron: why are you sweeping your room with a broom?

viola: because the hoover-bag was full.

aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.

by dublin-leprechaun October 23, 2009

Swimp

A Pimp Swimming

Tyrone the Pimp is swimming! He's such a swimp!

by John Lopez June 20, 2003

Simptom

a trait that when expressed by a person reveals that they are a simp.

"Oh, yeah, Nate's obviously a simp, he's got all of the classic simptoms."

by Sororita July 29, 2020

Swimp

A combination of the words sweet and pimp.

Shit son, your new ride is SWIMP!

by Tom Hocking April 12, 2006

swimp

Sweet + Pimp = Swimp

Man, that ride is SWIMP, but you are fuhgupid.

by EssTooKayTD July 4, 2005

No Simptember

No simping in the month September. If you do, God crowd it as a big sin and will send you to hell.

Remember guys, it's no Simptember.

by The ginger who won't die September 26, 2020

Swimp

The art of slapping another human being with their own genitals.

"Swimp me."

"Don't swimp me."

by Tehwin May 23, 2003