Spider-Swinging

Verb.

1) When you climb backwards on top of an elementary school playmate on a swing. There are now 8-limbs, hence, the "spider-swing."

2) A particularly crude form of PDA, involving a couple at dinner, or any public forum, when one member drapes their legs across their partner's lap. It usually involves eskimo kissing or other acts of intimacy to heighten the level of annoyance. They are now an amorphous wrap of limbs, also, very irritating, hence, "spider-swinging."

"Your girlfriend is a serious spider-swinger."
"Sorry, I like you, but I am really not into spider-swinging."
"Dudes, quit spider-swinging, I am trying to eat."

by waywardbetty March 22, 2011

doom swiping

Swiping through tinder for an extended period of time and getting no matches as your hope and dignity slowly dwindles away

I drank too many white claws last night and started doom swiping

by Rjh3 February 5, 2021

Nut Swinging Apple Jack

Someone who gets away with doing little or no time for a crime they committed.

The jury got bad instructions he's out on the street like a Nut Swinging Apple Jack

by 14 Bag Bundle August 6, 2016

Angry swinging Ape

Vigorously swinging your hips back and forth so that your Nuts and Johnson slap against your stomach and your grundle, emulating an angry ape swinging through the forest floor. Depending upon the size of your penis, it can either be called swinging monkey or an ape. Whatever the case may be, it must be angry. This gesture is usually done to a roommate, teammate or just someone that cut you off on the freeway. Although this movement may be hazardous to the health of your nut sack, it is heaps of fun and can turn any situation into a nut slappin comedy hour! WARNING: Attempting this act on a moving vehicle requires practice and coordination. Please practice in front of a mirror first before releasing the anger of the Ape in public.

The party was getting kind of dull, so Eric decided to get up on a table, drop his pants and display his Angry Swinging Ape. The whole room roared with laughter, some people were angered, some were appalled and some hid their eyes in embarrassment. Regardless, the party was not dull any longer!

by Desi Arnads December 5, 2007

Pipe Swinging Niggas

A group of wild Hood Niggas that do the DIRTY WORK. They are hardcore and don't give a fuck about how they get the Job Done.
These are the type of Niggas that come after people with GUNS, HOUSE HOLD TOOLS, and a BLOW TORCH.

Dis' punk as bitch mothafucka fucked me over on my money so i sent some PIPE SWINGING NIGGAS like Face, Hearse, Stump, and Snake his way to take care of him fo' me.

by Artie Mables March 18, 2009

Fuck me swinging

Term of surprise. Shows amazement at an event or events.

Joe. "Bobs getting married"
Chris. "Fuck me swinging!!"

by Tony is an asshole August 11, 2006

Swinging Party

A private adult sex party attended by a number of Male and Female couples, often with additional single males and females such that there is a ratio of 1.5 males to each female.

The dynamics is of open nudity and sex, couples and individually getting together with other attendees and having sex with individuals other than their partner.

The male female balance is favoured toward the female such that she can enjoy the attention of more than one male.

A tall handsome man in his 40’s arrived discreetly late at the Swinging Party, he scammed the room, smiled at me and immediately stowed over, I wanted him, I’m James, you are and your husband?

by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020