swiftness

pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.

lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS

you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.

by neilandbeatrice November 4, 2010

Swifted

To underestimate a white girl by disrespecting her, or making her look or feel foolish.

"That white girl popped off on all them fools, because she was tired of being swifted by them."

by White Girls Woke August 30, 2017

Swifter

Much like a swiftie but blindly defend taylor, void of all opinions. Will attack anyone (even other swifties) who disagrees with taylor. They are most commonly found on Instagram within the age range of 9 -13 and 40+. Will most likely have a username like @taylor.swiftie.is.my.fave1989

swifter: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY QUEEN SHE IS NOT A SNAKE !!! DON'T MESS WITH US🐍🐍🐍"

"The swifters are at it again"

by NewYorkAlligator May 28, 2018

swifties smp

a minecraft server designed for swifties - taylor swift fans (aka morons). this server was a bigger disappointment than me which is QUITE impressive.

swifties smp is a piece of shit.

by ghostindress • planetcruella April 24, 2022

swiften

v. to speed up

A subtle combination of the words swift and hasten, this portmanteau word can be used to describe anything that increases in velocity.

"You'd better swiften or you'll be late."

"Did you see that ball swiftening towards me head?"

by juba73 January 18, 2005

Swifts

Getting the shits and having to speed-walk, swiftly, to the toilet on very short notice.

It was the green chili on top of the chicken fried streak that gave me the swifts.

by WaverlyS May 24, 2016

swiftsnatch

v. To take a trophy, award, promotion, or reward of any kind, away from the rightful winner and give it to a more popular, though less deserving, person.

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Jill is the new Chief of Urology? Are you kidding me? I will swiftsnatch that golden ring out of her sterile paws.

by gnostic3 November 13, 2016