SWIFT

A totally useless trucking company that hires only retards and unskilled drivers who usually fuck up so bad that they bring shame to the trucking community.

acronyms for S.W.I.F.T
1. See What I Fucked up Today
2. Sure Wish I Finished Training
3. So What If I Fuck Toddlers
4. T.F.I.W.S that's SWIFT backwards for Two Fags In A White Semi

by Blue Koi September 15, 2013

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swiffering

to clean floors with the swiffer duster.

i was swiffering my house the other day when i heard the kitchen window shatter.. i went in to look and there was a pile of shit on the floor. All the more crap to swiffer.

by 4dimensional March 25, 2004

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taylor swift

A Goddess. A God ( no offense). We should all worship her. Taylor Swift if you're reading this, please marry me.

Person 1: "Hey do you believe in God?"
Person 2: " Yes, I worship Taylor Swift."

by ilovedilfs123 February 22, 2021

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A white girl in her mid-twenties who is mentally, like, 85 and knits sweaters and bakes cookies for her friends while taking pictures of her cat in weird positions. Taylor Swift is an American indie/country/pop artist, and her music tends to be perfect in the time of a hard situation such as a break up, or any other life struggle such as being bullied or feeling guilty about something you did. People who hate on her are sadly ignorant and irrational.

*wails* "I just want to listen to Taylor Swift alone."

by h0nestly December 21, 2013

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Swiftie

A swiftie is an amazing person that loves Taylor Swift and are probably the best fandom and the fandom you don't wanna f*ck with :) they're the best

Swiftie: do you like Taylor Swift?
Person: ugh, no!
Swiftie: *throws person off planet earth*

by a Swiftie called **** September 8, 2018

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Siefer Math

The math used to determine whether or not Outbound is up or down on cases.

Utilizing Siefer Math, Outbound cases are up 1,738 even though carton length was 25-inches with Scotts on three lines and big Sterilite on the other with tile and four-foot Philips coming through CCS.

by LLD-NLD-4419 June 22, 2018

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