sweating the bed

the damp, disgusting wetness one feels upon waking up in a bed that they have just moistened with their own sweat, not urine. nightmares and fevers are frequent causes.

"man, i totally sweat the bed last night"
"that's gross. your always sweating the bed"
"what? i changed the sheets"

by Jessica O'Neil January 27, 2008

suburban swervin

To be all over the road

Driving really drunk, using both lanes thats suburban swervin

by hackaxle March 25, 2006

Sweating Like a Whore on Night Shift

Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift. Sweating profously like a Prostitute after servicing one sleazy client after the other in a marathon of immoral transactions. In the same league as "Sweating like a Rapist" or "Sweating like a Paedophile in a playground"!

Betty: Oh the heat would kill you in here!
Mark: I know, I'm Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift!
Betty: Less of the swearing you!
Mark: Aw right then, I'm sweatin like Pavarotti in a cake shop!
Betty: Better!

by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006

sweating like a gimp in a sauna

Phrase to describe profuse sweating analogous to the moisture output of someone in a sauna who is clad head-to-toe in leather.

"Man, it's hot today. I'm sweating like a gimp in a sauna!"

by Bellser July 30, 2006

Sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally

1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.

2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.

Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!

by Charlie Golf October 16, 2007

Sweating like a whore in church

Sweating a whole lot, most likelly out of nervousness.

Did you see Jamie when he had to make his presentation? He was sweating like a whore in church!!

by Incendia Lupus November 3, 2008

sweating like a fat man in a cake shop

Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved

Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006