swarthy sea captain

an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.

"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

swarthily

Another word for sincerely, used by Bubs' Concession Stand.

Dear Mr. Bad,
This constitutes your final warning. Please remit payment of three dollars and sixty-two cents, or you will be turned over to a "cut off your toes" -style collections agency.
Swarthily,
Bubs' Concession Stand

by SMD August 21, 2004

Swaltz

The specific way of walking as favored by really creepy people who think way too highly of themselves.

Jesus Quintana swaltzed over to the Dude and asked, “Are you ready to be fucked, man?”

by ShalomianMonk July 29, 2019

swarmz live

Well well a Swarmz live is one to remember starting during covid-19 lockdown, Swarmz live is a twerking show like no other. Add up the person who uploaded (In the tags)

"Swarmz is going live tonight gonna be some big bundah on show"
Yh bro I always love Swarmz live g

by Add my Ig @_kyron.lewis_ October 11, 2020

Swarthmore

If you live in swarthmore you are either 1)a pot smoking hippie
2)a weird totally left winged freak
3)a smart thespian

That was totally a swarthmorian thing to do. Go hug a tree.

by NMV March 28, 2005

Swarty Method

An inconspicuous method a beach goer uses to relieve himself while around a group of people. The process of the Swarty Method is as follows: dig small hole in sand, laying belly down nonchalantly open board shorts and place genitals in hole, release urine and casually talk among the group, when finished and still laying down gently place genitals back in board shorts and close shorts, in one motion stand up and swoop sand over hole and resume socializing.

The beach goer just shotgunned five beers while talking with the most beautiful girl he had ever met. His fear was to leave her with his friends while he used the restroom so instead he used the Swarty Method to continue his flirtations with his new found friend.

by Aswart August 11, 2010

Swartsengagger

Name of a legendary FPS player whom makes Fatal1ty look like a noob,

Is know for being called "cheater", "haxor", etc. But no proof of any cheats has ever been found.

It is also confirmed that he is very snemby.

His/her identity, age and location is unknown, it is even stated that this person might be manifestation of a collective game conscience which possesses all the skills and knowledge of every gamer in the world

Team A and Team B join server for clan war.

Player team A : OMG It's swartsengagger WE'RE DOOMED !!!!

Team A leaves, Team B wins by "No-Show"

by Wannnnabee January 6, 2008