Swanker

N:Swank'er: A hipster who is drunk, but is too hip to admit they're drunk, hence they refer to themselves in the swank manner, as "Still cool."

V: To swank: The act of a hipster being drunk, yet playing it cool.

Adj: Swank: Used to describe someone of the hipster type, as drunk but trying to play it cool.

Examples of Base "Swank" and its forms in use.
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N: "Look at that swanker, he is obviously drunk and should return to his studio apartment before embarrassing himself further.

V: "Play it down bro, no more beer, I am swanking as it is."

Adj: "Yeah she was a swank woman, playing it all cool and then proceeding to vomit on my mittens."

by Snoth October 23, 2011

Swonked

when youre on the sesh and its getting a little bit weird

just had a pill and im feeling rather swonked

by jamesbond2007 January 22, 2018

shanked as a dog

when you are you high that you look like your friends dead dog. that jimmy "accidentally" shanked last week .

i am as shanked as a dog as right now guys. Me say "so you are 6 feet under"

by Nick’s terms September 11, 2021

swankery

From the name, you can tell this individual is a soulless ginger who has definitely imitated Shrek before

"#me #swankery #selfie #gay #tuesgay"

by gergles November 22, 2021

Cyber Shanked

The result of being called out so hard via social media that it could be comparable to a prisoner getting "shanked".

Chris cyber shanked Chastity so hard for being such a trifling ass hoe, no one has seen her in days.

by Da Most Dope GUp In Da Hizzy September 9, 2013

swonked

A state of being so fucking drunk you can no longer be called by your given name and you can barely do the following: stand, be left unattended for any amount of time, and form coherent sentences. Being "swonked" typically results in the inappropriate touching of friends & strangers, being forcibly removed from bars, memory loss, and/or pants pissing.

Swank was so swonked he literally got thrown out of the same bar twice before 6pm on Sunday.

by K.Murk November 23, 2014

shit shanked

When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.

I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...

by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017