smanging

the fusion of smashing and banging born in the catalyst of aggressive fucking. to ferociously penetrate your partner while bending her over a balcony during spring break.

Dude, last night I was smanging this chick so hard we broke the bed.

by smangapedic May 4, 2011

swinging off my nuts

Someone is kissing up to you/kissing your butt.

He was totally swinging off my nuts.

or

He was totally swinging.

by Xtina & Idnarb April 26, 2006

swinging a cat in a gymnasium

Metephor for having sex with a female that is very "loose". The extra vaginal space can be compared to swinging a cat by it's tail in a large room, such as a gymnasium.

Jim: "Yo, I heard you've been banging Samantha. She good in bed?"
Joe: "Dude, that chick's been around. Banging her is like swinging a cat in a gymnasium."

by thewakeupguy April 23, 2008

swinging brick

The condition of a persons heart, hard, calloused, tough, grumpy; a heart of stone, or cold hearted perhaps.

Some might say that this swinging brick isn't made of flesh and blood.

Or
Grandchildren have a way of melting even the toughest swinging brick.

by Sadie_Kay February 14, 2018

swinging a kimbrough

condition of having a small penis and an enormous ego

The guy in the Ed Hardy shirt was swinging a kimbrough.

She didn't find out until too late that he was swinging a kimbrough.

He brags so much, he must be swinging a kimbrough.

by Lex Loci October 13, 2009

dick swinging

Trying to out do one another, engage in a pissing contest (qv).

Politians are always dick swinging in the House of Commons.

by Slipper April 28, 2006

swinging dick

A generic label for a nondescript male, with an emphasis on "dick" implying that only the minimum requirements of being male is sufficient to satisfy the argument.

In this respect its context is similar in application to Joe Six-Pack, Joe Blow or John Doe but, respectively cruder to exaggerate the negative perception of the "average" male.

Person 1: "What are the requirements for the position?"

Person 2: "Nothing! Seriously, this place has such a high turn over rate that any swinging dick gets hired."

by aurista25 March 20, 2009