salter

a teacher who uses the word verbatim and is way to serious.

"woah man, don't be such a salter, you're killing the mood."

by Chelsey Kay May 13, 2008

Turd Swatter

A person that we all know very well (there's always one that you know) that doesn't have a clue about anything anyone has to say but will take your last statement and either A, regurgitate it back to you like they've formed their own opinion or B, take your statement and repeat it word for word.
The word is formed using the word "turd" instead of shit to refer to your thoughts and opinions as said above your "shit" and swatter to give the image of swiping/stealing. A basic version of this word would be shit swiper or something along those lines.

The word is also becoming a popular general insult in the town of Cheltenham where the originator of the word currently resides.

you "I really like cheese it's awesome"
Hater of cheese "me too its just so good"
you"which kinds do you like?"
Hater of cheese "yellow cheese?"
you "f**king turd swatter*

by beauwtw January 8, 2013

Pro Swatter

who calls the SWAT Team to raid a persons house And are very good a doing it

example - Chum managed to Swat her house 10 times the dude is a pro swatter.

example - Chum and koozi are pro swatters the fbi couldn't even stop them.

by ChumLUL December 16, 2020

swater

Otherwise known as a bad ass ugly sweater. Includes but not limited to turtlenecks, wool, handmade, or holiday sweaters.

"Girl, look at his swater!" "Bro you are killin em in that swater"

by Bamfmomma January 8, 2014

SALTER

anal assassin e.g: someone who inserts there index/forefingers into the excretion zone

josh: did you here what nick did on the weekend

edd: yeah he's such a salter

by kl kid July 22, 2007

Twat Swatter

A girl that prevents another women from getting laid. The female version of a "cock blocker."

-WOW! she is such a twat swatter!
-How?
-She just stole by boyfriend!

by Josh Ridz May 19, 2009

dick-swatter

when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it

i was talking to this guy when dick-swatter melissa came over.

by jossssselyn July 21, 2009