Surrender 101

A course that must be taken in France along with foreign language.

Sac're bleu! My Surrender 101 teacher gave me a 6-page essay on the military successes of France! How do they expect me to pull that off?

by Rodney Basil May 11, 2004

I Surrender

n
1: A phrase which should be always be followed by, pardon my french

For an example, listen to the better portion of the UN.

by PaladinVance September 30, 2004

Jesus with suspenders!

An exclamation of surprise that is slightly more socially acceptable than most expletives.

"Jesus with suspenders! That boy isn't right!"

by gid13 May 11, 2009

cheese eating surrender monkeys

Ignoring all the other definitions linking the phrase to the simpsons.

The Phrase was originally used by an American General in WW2 to describe the French and did not magically spring to life during the mid 1990s.

Just to corrent all those who beleive everything they read on the web

"Looks Like We're Gonna Have To Save Those Bloody Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys Again"

by BobTheDog December 25, 2005

Surrender

What french do when declared war upon

Aggresive Country: We declare war on france! Prepare the Invasion!

France: Shit! We surrender! Please don't steal our wine!

Britain: Pfft! That one can go in the French Millitary Victories book.

by The'pissoff'master February 22, 2010

surrender

The only talent of The French.

Okay, Hitler. It's completely immoral and against our beliefs, but please, have our country.

by Vampiro October 5, 2003

snake's suspenders

1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.

2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.

1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.

2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.

by Noh Panse October 30, 2007