surf n turf 

surf n turf is a quote from the tv show skins which means getting absolutely high out of your mind while possibly having a cheeky shag. when one spends an evening getting drunk/wasted/sloshed with friends. we live for surf n turf. While surf n turfing you will find mdma fiends and lost wanderers of the ket tribe, that have made a nest in the hardtek forest.

*insert name* surf n turf’d so hard last night she whiteyed into next year!

surf n turf by sillywankerrrrrrrrr November 3, 2020

Surf and turf

Things that hop, crawl, walk, and swim all on a platter.

The surf and turf was deicious.

Surf and turf by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

Surf n' Turf 

When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy

Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!

Surf n' Turf by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024

Surf and turf

Throwing up while taking a dump.

I was so sick last night, I had surf and turf.

Surf and turf by doubledump November 26, 2024

Surf and Turf

Simultaneously performing oral sex on both the front and rear of a girl.

I gave my girl surf and turf last night after the bar.

Surf and Turf by Irishkill4fun August 22, 2025

Barnyard Surf n Turf 

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

Barnyard Surf n Turf by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016

Cleveland Surf N Turf 

A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face

Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that

Cleveland Surf N Turf by Theehmscloutgang January 24, 2021