surf squad

a group of people (typically teenagers) who smoke e-cigarettes and think they're cool because of it. They'll often post about said "e-cigging" and boast about their actual e-cig contraptions and parts, such as vaporizers or batteries.

Guy 1: Dude, Danny posted another Instagram video with he and his surf squad; they must think they're vape gods or something.
Guy 2: Oh please god, help them; their level of stupidity is painful to witness.

by comeinclutch December 10, 2015

Surf and jerk

A surf and jerk is when you get a handjob while eating seafood.

Hey remember Brenda from last night, well she gave the best surf and jerk ever .

by Teejay21 March 14, 2017

Surf My Seas

Although one may not use a surf board, it most definitely adds to the excitement of the action. Surf my seas refers to gradual movement up and down a woman's body with one's weiner which may involve some light penetration.

Dev in "Dancing in the Dark" would say, "I'm only talkin to ya if you wanna surf my seas"

"She said to me "surf my seas." I really surfed the crap out of her seas.

by Bearhunter27 October 12, 2011

surf taco

amazing place to eat, a cailfonia syle place but there only found on the shore in new jersey.

ash and lex wen to chill at surf taco to get a quick bite.

by ashley/lex January 2, 2008

surf dirty

surfing near river outlets after a long rainy period you surf in garbage

he was hutin for a ride hed surf dirty

by ron winter April 22, 2008

Surf n' Turd

Reverse blumpkin; when a female is droppin' a deuce while a guy simultaneously tongue punches her meat curtains

My girl was horny but she had to take a shit so we opted for the surf n' turd.

by Wolfpack, Inc. August 28, 2016

Surf Binge

To surf binge is to spend unhealthy amounts of time surfing the internet with no particular mission involved except the occupation of time.

Noun: "Bob started on the internet looking up prisons, but wound up in an 8 hour surf binge that had him from commenting music videos on youtube to downloading plans for a rocking chair."

Verb: "Last night I surf binged so hard I had to shave after I pulled myself away from the computer."

by Stanky-Fenny March 28, 2010