Simpers

Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.

Michael: Oh dude look, there are some very nice girls

Paolo: Damn yes

Michael: We are such Simpers

by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020

Sumerian Tavern Joke

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

Sad Girl Summer

The opposite of a hot girl summer, a sad girl summer is a summer full of sadness, heartbreak, boredom, etc.

Lana Del Rey invented sad girl summers when she released Summertime Sadness in 2012.

A sad girl summer can also be known for wasting your summer on Netflix, YouTube, Spotify and other streaming platforms to do nothing all day and be sad.

“Covid-19 turned our chances of having a hot girl summer into a sad girl summer.”

“2020 summer is definitely going to be a sad girl summer. Fuck corona.”

by maymaybff May 3, 2020

Semper Fortis

A common but unofficial motto of the US Navy. Semper Fortis is of latin origin and actually translates 2 ways; "Always Powerful" and Always Courageous".

I saw an incorrect translation of a term my father held dear to his heart; much like a marine would hold "Semper Fidelis" close to theirs, so im correcting it in hopes of spreading knowledge. My father was a Navy Corps man in Vietnam. Was a POW for 19 months "unofficially". Get facts & research BEFORE posting publicly people! 😏

"Semper Fortis 'til our dying breath! Corps man Up, Doc!"

by LadyKatarina June 11, 2017

summer gym

A class you must take during the summer if you have not taken your required gym class during the high school year. Usualy a four hour period for 2-3 weeks.

Stacy: Hey Jen, you wanna stay up and party?!
Jen: I want to, but I have to get to bed.
Stacy: But it's only 9:00pm!
Jen: I know, but I have to wake up at 8:00am for summer gym. We are going bowling!

by JJbear123 August 7, 2008

toxic boy summer

A toxic boy that thrives in the summer environment, most toxic boys aren’t in a relationship because they think every girl belongs to the streets. Toxic boys drink Henny like it’s water, and text their ex “I miss you” right as the ex is 90% over with the relationship.

“Aye bruh pass the Henny, I’m bout to put all my ex’s in a groupchat”
“Damn bro it’s not even toxic boy summer yet”

by Toxicboy4L April 15, 2020

Summerfield

A small town in Florida full of drama, pot heads *I know I am one of them* and crackheads. Basically hell.

Person moving to Florida: "I'm looking to find a nice town to move to in Florida. One with not alot of drugs and crime, one that's peaceful and not full of idiots, could you help me?"

Florida Real Estate Agent: "Well, don't move to Summerfield then!"

by Motha Herb August 21, 2008