sumo crush

A move used in sumo wrestling in which an opponent tried to unbalance their opponent, similiar to a bear hug.
By a sumo crush, she is declared winner of the sumo match.
by Niel Groud April 26, 2005
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horizontal sumo wrestling

When two fat people have sex with(or make love to) each other.
When Jeff(a little scrawny sexually frustrated guy who likes to peek into other peoples' dorm rooms to look for and watch certain people having sex) snuck his eyes into one dorm room with the sounds of intense sexual activity emanating from it, he was all of a sudden scarred for life and lost his lunch when he saw two broke down Tri Delt bitches engaging in the act of horizontal sumo wrestling and giving each other Hot Karl.





Mark H. Urban Dictionary afficionado since February 2004.
by Mark H December 14, 2004
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Block Sumo Birds

Birds camping 24/7 on their flat base bombing the biased bitches with explosives. They are classified as bitches to the block sumo community (especially to moles). The bbs (biased bitches) ignored the birds. They have the biggest grudge towards the moles species. Today I met a guy called CooIestKevin with the biggest grudge on us moles. The bird king will do whatever it takes to destroy other humans evolving to the bird colony.
by imsusUWU December 22, 2021
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Super Duper Sumos

Fat men rubbing their asses together.
Super Duper Summoooss *Claps their asses together* Super Duper Sumos
by Fat men always pro vale. June 11, 2016
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sumo punch in the cock

When a large Asian man with fat hands palms your cock with such force your cock becomes an innie bellie button.
Steve took a sumo punch in the cock and had to get his balls re-descended.
by Swoops April 10, 2016
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Sumo flex

To brag or boast about your personal belongings or accomplishments
Man Keaf just got a new Rolex he was on Snapchat sumo flexin
by BlatlanticK ReKords February 11, 2018
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sumo deadlift

A type of caveman workout that only a Patrick could make look pretty.
People used to avert their gaze during the Athens Sumo Deadlift competition, but then they laid their eyes on Patrick.
by Misanthropic Alpha May 30, 2019
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