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suit sex 

The act of fornication during office hours, and while most of the garments remain on; especially the tie. Suit sex usually takes place during the lunch hour break.
"Spciy lunch? You're all flustered!"

"You could say that... I just has suit sex in the copy room with the intern!"

""I've been having suit sex with my boss for the last 2 weeks in his office. I have to wear longer dresses to cover the carpet burns..."
suit sex by Jarvis Mayes November 22, 2009
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Suit up! 

Vb. The act of putting on or acquiring a suit to place onto your body. Usually said to a bro/wingman before hitting a bar to commence hitting on chicks.
Barney: Ted! Suit up!

Ted: no.
Suit up! by Theycallmedreww October 17, 2014
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Suit your sled 

Canadian turn on the phrase "Suit your self", used by those seeking more purpose in life and who have decided that they've got better things to do then deal with your shit
Person 1: You should get some sleep

Person 2: Can't, too much work
Person 1: *sigh* suit your sled
A term popularized by a Twitch Streamer known by the name of xKeynote. Which in terms means to get on the game or stop what you are doing to play something.
Omar : Yo, i'm bored Gangy, I don't know what to do.
Key : Suit Up, We need to get level 420 Today.
Suit Up by dwfromarthur February 18, 2022

Suit stirrer 

A word used in negative connotations towards people named jeff
The plan is for you to be a leader not a suit stirrer.
Suit stirrer by Krider0093 November 17, 2022

Suit Night

A widely recognised tradition where Thursdays nights are all about suiting up and getting loose.
"Why are those guys so dressed up?"
"Dude, don't you know? It's suit night!"
Suit Night by suit fan April 30, 2010

suit syndrome 

When a woman finds men extremely attractive when they wear suits and other formal attire; a sexual and physical attraction to men in formal clothes
Sarah: "oh my fucking god, look at mark in his button up and vest, I feel like he's just going to push me against a wall! Damn, I would hit that."
Eliza: "we both know mark isn't that hot, sounds like you've got a case of suit syndrome"
suit syndrome by Brooke923 December 17, 2017