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statistics

also known as a useless subject one is forced to do to complete one's degree in Capitalism 1001 so one can get a piece of paper at the end of four years to be part of a globalised world so one can feed one's children (if one chooses to have any) and live happily ever after.

so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.
look at all the happy people, want to know their secret? its statistics.
by vijekoon October 16, 2005
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Suptasticlicious

Oh mai ghod, her hair looks so suptasticlicious today! I so have to know what shampoo she's using.
by Nick D-Mac December 31, 2008
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statistical blip

an anomaly in the data.
# "Most commentators felt it was a statistical blip rather than the start of a trend, but it seemed to spook the Conservatives."
—Wales Online
by johnny girony January 10, 2011
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Woke Statistics

When math authors use statistical diagrams like bar charts and pie charts to depict politically incorrect information that directly or indirectly point to centuries-long systemic white racism or supremacism in the nation, which has deprived millions of nonwhites of the educational and career opportunities their white counterparts were afforded with for a few generations.
Recently, a number of red states in the United States have rejected a few dozen math textbooks that allegedly contain woke statistics questions aimed at indoctrinating grades 1–5 students.
by Fasters May 2, 2022
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statistic

(1)An offensively normal person.

(2)One who mindlessly follows the crowd, even to the point of letting down or betraying his friends.
(1)You don't really need an iPod, it just makes you a statistic.

(2)You won't D&D with us, just cause it's evil? You fucking statistic!
by Logical Dash June 11, 2006
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statistically significant others

enough ex-boyfriends/girlfriends to constitute a valid scientific study (more than 30).
You'd better stay away from Pamela; she's got statistically significant others.
by Robert Stephenson July 29, 2008
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sluttistics

The numbers that verify his/her sluttiness and/or track record of making it with other sluts.
I know for a fact that gal Izzy lost her cherry at thirteen and has blown over a hundred guys the past two years: those are some pretty compelling sluttistics, and I have some pov phone pics to prove it...

That dude Nick has banged every little ho in that dorm, not to mention half the JV cheerleaders--his sluttistics are outstanding!
by qizznipper October 20, 2013
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