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subaru sumeragi

1. Star character of the CLAMP manga Tokyo Babylon, and a major character in the series X (X/1999), Subaru exists to take all the pain the writers can think up for him. An Angstbunny of the highest order... if it can go badly for a normal person, it will explode into bloody pieces when Subaru is involved. Although this is unfortunate, if not entirely Subaru's fault, the fact that he seems unwilling to so much as attempt to move on past his angst--or do anything other then wallow in it--makes him a mite unbearable at times. He makes emos look well adjusted!
2. Not always a kind of car.
3. Poster boy for angst.
4. Exceptionally popular, for reasons unknown by the writer.
"My life really sucks, and here are the reasons why, not to mention the reasons I will not attempt to improve it..."
"Dude, shut up. We don't need another Subaru Sumeragi around here."
by pno April 27, 2006
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submarine duck

A duck that dives beneath the water. Ducks in the Submarine Duck family include: Buffleheads, Hardhead, or any duck that decides to swim underwater.
Unlike a surface dwelling Mallard duck, Submarine ducks swim under the water like submarines.
by Quack-Doctor February 19, 2022
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SUBAR

(adj) S.U.B.A.R. Stands for Stuck Up Beyond All Recognition.
Especially prevalent amongst brown bitches, such as Desi Princess Trash.
That Bitch is so SUBAR.
by keyshaw August 11, 2004
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subaru legacy

Subaru Legacy is a popular street car that the sexy, and only the sexy, know how to drive. Perfect for attracting white girls.
Yo sup my nig, jacked me a soob, lez get some white bitches and booz and get da party off da heezy!
by Kobe Bryant July 18, 2004
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subaru dealership

(n) a person suffering from an unknown number of sexually transmitted infections (STIs)

In 2006 Subaru officially changed the name of the Impreza WRX model to Impreza STI. Thus, a Subaru dealership would be expected to contain a large number of model STI autos. Given that public health officials have also recently introduced the term STI to accompany the more well known "sexually transmitted disease," or STD, the pun is a relatively young neologism.
A-"That Gary is a beast-last night he went to three clubs, took home two girls from each and went raw on all of them."
B-"Gary is a friggin Subaru Dealership."

alternative:
A-"Britnay Terple has had more sexual partners than there are chemical elements."
B-"Terple Subaru is open for business."
by Herp N. Derpington March 11, 2011
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Subaru

The Subaru is the most lesbian brand of car out there. Subarus are for the gayest of house moms who just want to unknowlingly flex their gae pride. Love. It’s what makes Subaru a Subaru.
*Subaru*

Eva- “That’s one heck of a lesbian car!”
by biggochapo96 July 1, 2019
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