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Style over substance

When someone or somethings aesthetic and perceived value, mask the lack of content and depth of character.
A- Did you see Dave’s post on Instagram the other day?
B- No
A- Its just him sat there in his car looking off into the distance flashing his fancy watch and designer clothes with the hashtags Range Rover, Burberry, Rolex. And he only went and sponsored the post.

B- That’s style over substance for ya.
by FannyMallet81 January 27, 2022
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subatomical

A word used in rare situations to make a person sound smart when said to an uneducated person. But it's a very risky word to use and can do the exact opposite if you're talking to someone who's actually got a brain.
Bob: The subatomical particles in this hamburger is astounding! I went to UC Harvard, so I'd know about these things.
Billy: *confused* ...yea, cool.
Henry: Bob, you're a fucking idiot.
by Rive N. eviR April 30, 2006
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Substance

a particular kind of matter with uniform properties
"a steel tube coated with a waxy substance"
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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The Most Amazing Substance In The World

See:Poop

An amazing substance...Can take all 3 forms of matter(solids,liquids,gases(Tee Hee).Can be classified using this "helpful" guide....

1.The Plain Shit
Quick, easy and clean(well as clean as it could be...).
The dream shit

2.The 2nd Wave

Just as you pull your pants up from the first one you realise, to your dismay, that your not finished.

3.The Ghost Turd
The kind where you fell it come out(can be painful)
and there is shit on the toilet paper, but alas!, the bowl is clean

4.The Ass Master
The type of shit that is so huge in size and so mind numbingly painful to squeeze out in feels like your giving birth to it.Usually is so big you have to break it up into little peices before you flush it down

5.The "Oooo Ahhh..." Shit
The shit that is so huge and impressive you have to ring up your friends who will generally make noises of shock and awe

6.The Gas Cloud Shit
The type of shit that smells so bad anyone that walks within 30 metres of your bathroom goes "Damn!",they may also faint...You will need to attack it disenfectant and air-freshner(10+ cans).You will have to continually attack it until the smell goes away(this may take several days)

7.The Mexican Food Shit
See:anal volcano

8.The Corn Shit
No explanation needed

9.The Rea...
Usually caused by a virus.Comes out all mushy and stuff, you have to wipe about 50 times everytime you go and you have to go about 10 times a day.It is also caused by eating taco bell
which brings us to....

10.The Taco Bell
The El Grande of shit
So excruciating it brings a tear to the eye of even the strongest men.Smells similar to The Gas Cloud.Its comes out in a way similar to toothpaste...Can also be slightly gritty also similar to the....

11. ....Crunken Nights Shit....
Pretty much the same as The Taco Bell.Leaves skid marks in the bottom of the toilet.
Comes in two colours:
1.Oh-No-I-Have-Shit-Marks-On-My-Undies Brown
2.Fuck-My-Head-Hurts-Like-Fuck green
3.Holy-Fuck-It's-Red Red
and in extreme cases....
4.*complete silence* Blue/Purple

12.Cocoa Puff
You squeeze and squeeze, it taunts you, you fight back,control your muscles,it may need vocal assistance...
After you get up you expect to see a lincoln log, but alas!
It's a cocoa puff, it sits there...Taunting you...

13.The Posh Turd
Has no odour.

14.The Hanging Soldier
A shit that sort of just hangs there, if a shake or two doesn't make it come loose use a bit of toilet paper to push it away.

15.Liquidity(The Shampoo Shit)
The kind where it squirts out like shampoo and takes 100 wipes to dry/clean

16.Arse Orchestra
The type of shit where all that comes out is gas, usually loud enough to make everyone in the house giggle.

17.The OMFG-Why-Can't-I-Poop Poop
Similar effect of Arse Orchestra
You just keep pushing and pushing to no avail...identical to the Ghost Turd, except when you wipe there is nothing there

And that is why it is the most amazing substance in the world(I didn't really prove that but IDC)
If you read all of that...You are a fucktard
Btw "The Most Amazing Substance In The World".
by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
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Subeta

Subeta is a PG-13 virtual pet site. As of now, there are nearly 100,000 members, 51 pet species, 19 different colors available for each pet, and 5000+ items. Which is relatively small compared to other leading virtual pet sites. Subeta was started by 16-year old Keith Kurson, and he currently runs Subeta with many admins and artists who provide Subeta's items and pets. Subeta contains many games, quests, galleries, and shops where sP - subeta points, the currency of Subeta - can be spent.

It is a site that is similar to Neopets, with some calling it a direct imitation, although it is aimed at a slightly older demographic and has different (and generally more lenient) rules.

You can also upgrade your account by buying a Gold Account, or GA. They cost $5 and allow you things like extra pet slots, your own avatar, an "autopricer" for your shop, etc. Despite common misconception, buying a GA does NOT give you any in-game money, it only gives you non-profitable perks, and whether or not you have purchased a gold account doesn't help or hinder you advancing in the game.
Unobservant6164: Y U HAV 2 PAY MONIES 4 SP ON SUBETA?
Normaluser: Uhh, you don't. Just play the games and do quests
Unobservant6164: THATS 2 HARD 4 ME >:
Normaluser: Then you're too retarded for subeta. Go join neopets.
by C: September 5, 2008
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Subeta

A Virtual Pet Site that currently has close to 100,000 members, but usually only has a height of 600 members on at one time. unlike neopets, Subeta has a close knit community, an almost 'family' like feel.

The admins have reachable accounts, which you can sMail and comment on with any problems regaurding the site, or to simply leve them a comment.

Subeta has games, over 50 pets, and tons of friendly users. You can even get in contact with Subeta Creator Keith and apply for a job if you want!

Although people claim it's a direct copy of neopets, there are plenty of other pet sites out there with similar ideas, and considering Neopets is the most mainstream and commercial of them all, many other petsites are called 'clones' of neopets.

Subeta generally has a more approachable admin, more leniant rules regauring the forums, and overall more freedom to do what you wish with your account and with your pets.

Contrary to popular belief, buying a gold account, which only cost 5$, does NOT get you more sP (Subeta's curreny system) All it gets you is more control over your profile, and ten extra quests per day, it also gets you a nifty little trophy and entrance into the 'Gold Account Forum' which is basically just a place for Gold Account Users to talk.

And, if you want a gold acocunt and don't want to donate to the site (All profits go to keeping Subeta's servers running, which costs 1000$ a month!) you can simply look for Gold Account Medals in trades. Buying one form another user, which usually costs about 500,000 sP, results in the same effects as if you were to donate to the site for one.

And money is very easy to make on Subeta-- with games like 'Random' that give you random ammount of money every few hours and Quests that sometimes give out items worth 60,000 sP or more, it's not unusual to see users under one month with a few painted pets of their own.

Subeta is a fun petsite aimed at a 13 and up demographic, and I suggest it to anyone who loves petsites and the first ammendment!
User 1: Wow, Subeta is so leniant, they didn't send me a warning when I talked about other pet sites in the forums like lots of other pet sites do.

User 2: Yeah, Subeta has lot's of ool items, too-- and the admins don't take themselves as seriously as you'd think.

User 3: It's because, unlike lot's of commercial virtual pet sites, Subeta is run by a group of people that love the site and don't worry about getting sued or offending people, not by people trying to make money with a PG environment.
by Lintu August 9, 2006
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Substantialiscious

(noun). The weight of something when you weigh it with your tongue.
Nice use of your substantialiscious, that was spot on.
by DST November 25, 2007
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