gravity storm

1. Randomly tripping over nothing or one's own feet
2. Randomly falling over due to inebriation. Term originally coined by musician Jimmy Buffet.

1. Josh was walking down the street when he fell to the ground due to a freak gravity storm.
2. Andy was so trashed that he was bound to experience a gravity storm at some point.

by Joe-shwa May 10, 2007

swag storm

having so much swag that it causes large amounts of precipitation and strong winds of swag.

my swag storm shuts down airports, bitches.

by swagstormkev October 26, 2012

Shitting up a storm

When you poop more so than a normal amount on a given sitting or pooping so much throughout the day.

Me: I shouldn't eaten those two burritos last night. I'm just shitting up a storm-I already pooped an ungodly amount twice this morning. I feel bad for my toilet.

by mitch_southpaw March 19, 2018

Rare Storm

A storm which is rare, usually rare storms kill many people as they are so unusual. The main rare storm will pwn you in any game of halo

Example 1
Guy 1 - WTF was that
Guy 2 - Oh shit that was Rare Storm
Rare Storm - Double Kill kthx
Guy 3 - HEY!!!~!
Rare Storm - Triple Kill
Guy 4 - o noes
Rare Storm - Overkill bitches

Example 2 - Rare Storm kills 200 billion people in Asia

by Rare Storm December 22, 2008

sturmfrei

A german term that means, that ur at home alone, without parents etc

"So ur parents are going out tonight?" "Yep, extremly fucking sturmfrei!"

by möp May 7, 2007

crotch of the storm

the area of the storm when the weather fucks you the most

guy 1: "gahhh the weather is fucking me over!!"

guy 2: " ha your in the crotch of the storm

by xmastermattx May 2, 2008

spurm burping blow pig

a dirty fat whore with aids who frolics around and plays with the balls while giving the bomb blow job and then burps up massive ammounts of spurm

Your a spurm burping blow pig I think you should hit weight watcchers and wipe the cum off your lip

by The All Mighty GOOBER October 28, 2010