shit stabber

One who partakes in the act of shit stabbing; copulating anally.

See, I told you he was a shit stabber.

by BarryBurton August 9, 2006

The Stubby

The act of inserting your own thumb into your rectum while masturbating to promote a speedy climax

I was cracking one off when I heard a knock on the door so I gave myself the stubby to get it over with quickly

by Special needs student April 7, 2011

back stabber

Backstabber- Some one that you have grown to be really close friends with, but then they go and go behind your back and betray you.

Rebecca-she has always liked my boyfriend, Kevin. But she never tried 2 break us up. Then one day she tells me that he told this random girl to come over here sit on his lap and give him a b.j. Then she said that they were holdong hands. But I have talked to him and some of my friends and his friends that were there at that time, and that was a freakin lie. SO REBECCA, IF YOU ARE THERE, YOU ARE NO LONGER MY BEST FRIEND OR MY SISTER, YOU ARE A LYING WHORE, YOU HO! GO ROT IN HELL YOU STUPID BITCH. and just to let everyone know, me and kevin are still togather!

by Carly February 28, 2005

back stabber

A person who betrays a freind, like when Brutus stabbed Ceasar.

Brutus! This is the unkindest cut of them all. You backstabbing son of a bitch.

by Joey the Nifty June 6, 2004

stubble

The wonderful, deliciously sexy facial hair only real, wonderful, deliciously sexy men get when they haven't shaved in a few days. Many women find it incredibly preferable.

Girl: Have you seen the new guy? He's so hot.
Boy: I don't get what the big deal is.
Girl: It's his stubble. Maybe girls would like you if you were man enough to have some.

by shortpeopleego August 20, 2010

snubbed

When someone see you, you try to start a conversation and they just ignore you.

So, I, Eroswebmaster am out walking around the Fashion Show mall here in Vegas last night with a friend of mine, when I see Zoe.

I say.."Hey Zoe." She just says "Hey," and keeps on walking by.

So, I stop and turn around and say..."it's me, Cary."

She says..."Yeah, I know." And then starts walking away.

I just stood there shocked...She just snubbed me!

by Eroswebmaster December 25, 2007

mattress-stabber

A huge boner in the morning hours.

"When I awoke this morning, I was sleeping face-down and had a raging mattress-stabber. I hope my water bed isn't leaking."

by dymebag dave June 11, 2009