strumpet

Miller-lite in a can

We're out of strumpets already? But we got the 30-pack!

by JCKitten April 1, 2010

strump

What you settle for after there is not an available sweet scally. Basically, this is a girl that is alright but will probably put out. Strump is usually preceeded with 'dirty' as in 'dirty strump.'

Don't really see any sweet scallys tonight, but I do have a couple dirty strumps lined up.

God, this dirty strump just won't go away.

by Hulashakes October 12, 2005

strumpling

A meaningless word that can be used in place of any word(s) in a sentence. Especially good to use in place of profanity.

"WHAT THE STRUMPLE IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?"

"I'm SO strumpling tired, I think I'm gonna go home and take a nap."

by Bradley & Lauren December 23, 2008

strumpety scrumpet

Whorey sex biscuit

Abi swann is such a strumpety scrumpet!

by the scrumpinator!!!! October 21, 2010

stumpfuck

amputeed

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

stumpf

latin word derieved from stump.

dumb ass lying sack of shit who likes to get it on with man whores.
she tends to carry around a big wang dang in her huge purse.

person 1:did you see stumpf yet?
person 2:no but i heard shes carrying around her wang dang again.
person 3:DAMN IT MUST BE HUGE,DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF HER PURSE?

by vickkk March 19, 2009

Strumped

Sitting on the floor in a circle or large group while on ecstasy (MDMA). Usually licking lips with eyes rolling around or sucking on a pacifier etc..

"Look at that e-bumper, shes totally strumped!"

by Dae408 February 5, 2010