Jeremy is a pole stroker
by Kyle the Pimp April 6, 2003
by Rbomb04 June 17, 2014
by weeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww April 6, 2010
Clit Stroker (kuh.lit-stro.ker)
1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.
2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.
3. My wondrous man-tool. (see wombjabber)
1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.
2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.
3. My wondrous man-tool. (see wombjabber)
When I get my clit stroker thrusting at just the right angle, she starts doing her impression of a Yellowstone geyser!
by Misty Dawn August 21, 2008
An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009
An individual who is totally absorbed in using or playing with their touch screen phone or other device, typically in the middle of a crowded sidewalk, aisle, or in traffic, and completely oblivious to what's going on around them.
Q: Did you see that girl nearly get run over by that car?
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.
by roadkyll October 14, 2011
DS: Dude I walked into the bathroom and heard moaning and this terrible popping sound like pulling your cheeks really fast.
BK: Must have been a stall stroker. Did you see who it was?
DS: Nope, just saw black boots under the stall and got the hell out of dodge.
BK: Must have been a stall stroker. Did you see who it was?
DS: Nope, just saw black boots under the stall and got the hell out of dodge.
by Shirazamatazz March 4, 2014