VERB: the act of squeezing a person's gludious with one hand, while the free hand is used to choke-slam the person. thus, the squeezing of the person's glutious will cause them to clench up, disabling them from avoiding the impending choke slam. this is usually used on a hetero-sexual male because they are most uncomfortable by this action.
by sven uyo July 27, 2006
The process of masturbating with a belt around your neck as you are sitting on the edge of a chair. As you come, you slide off of the chair and get choked by the belt. It is recommended that this technique be done with a spotter.
I had to go over to Mike's house last night. He needed my belt and assistance to perform a Bradford Strangler.
by CrazyRedneck701 November 11, 2010
(BAWHS-tun STRAYNG-lur)
An infamous serial killer/rapist who stabbed this one girl up the Paris Hilton.
An infamous serial killer/rapist who stabbed this one girl up the Paris Hilton.
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
by Diego August 18, 2003
Ball stranglers are the horrible type of underwear worn by the victims of extremely painful wedgies. Warning- it is a stupid idea to wear this type of pants for they are known to damage balls and make the willy wonky
Richard: hey that guys wearing ball stranglers.
Dick:poor lad
Drew Peacock: let's go give him a wedgie and make his balls hurt
Dick:poor lad
Drew Peacock: let's go give him a wedgie and make his balls hurt
by The king of the dick(tionary) November 02, 2010
When you fart in your car, leave your vehicle for a few minutes and come back to a fart waiting in your car for you.
Dude I busted ass before running in the store to get some blunts, came back to my car only to get choked out by the Backseat Strangler.
by bill77hill May 09, 2021
by CounterfeitGod August 09, 2005