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Splaining

Explaining something in a slightly condescending, patronizing manner, while a) assuming the person you're talking to isn't knowledgeable about the subject, b) likely believing you know more about it than you actually do, and c) thinking they must need to hear your wisdom.

Can be used as a suffix to indicate the topic being 'splained, e.g., dog-splaining, car-splaining
#1)

"I just got a puppy and you would not believe how many people dog-splain to me how I should train it or what its breed is like. They all think they're expert animal trainers."

#2)

Person A: "Hey man, I got a chance to look at your YouTube videos. You know, channels get more views when they have attention grabbing thumbnails. You might want to try that. Also, one way to get more engagement is to have an introduction that..."

Person B: "Dude, stop YouTube-splaining me. I run my own channel. You think I don't know about all that stuff already?"
by CommanderFerret March 18, 2021
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Strapping Young Lad

An awesome Canadian heavy metal band led by vocalist and head musician Devin Townsend, which consists of very heavy guitar riffage, intense drumming, and spectacularly angry lyrics shouted by Devin himself. Their album "City" which was released in 1997, is their most famous work and really something to listen to whenever you're pissed off and want to rebel against society's moral boundaries.
Forget Korn and Slipknot. All you "nu-metal" kids should listen to SYL's "City" album to know how REAL pissed-off metal should sound like!
by Mark H June 15, 2004
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Slut Training Academy

Slut Training Academy is also known as St. Thomas Aquinas High School, STA for short. Many people don’t think they will fall into the trap, but attending STA is guaranteed to turn you into a slut. St. Thomas is a predominantly white school full of fake blonde bitches. There is no doubt that St. Thomas is a major party school that throws absolutely ragers. But parties full of sloppy drunk teenagers is a whore activity waiting to happen.
“What school do you go to?”
“Slut Training Academy
“Oh, so that’s why you’re a whore!”
by superswagmaster69 January 25, 2022
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Toff In Training

... Or TIT for short. Dreadfully posh future conservative children don't you know, as seen at pony club and ski holidays in Italy.
'Oh your father only has the 09 model BMW? That's rather common of him, don't you think?' said the Toff In Training
by workingclasshero ;) November 15, 2010
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Steining

or Frankensteining

The act of being so fucked up that you cant move.
"Dude im steining hard right now, im fucked up."
by TFTH April 3, 2010
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dominatrix in training

A dominatrix in training is a girl who makes her boyfriend toe the line; basically, she's a ballbuster.
Hennepin is truly pussy-whipped; Jessica is a megabitch and a dominatrix in training.
by banana oil October 2, 2010
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Stranding

(Verb) Standing and stranded. Left hopeless. Used most often with cars that come to a standstill, and leave you stranded.
My PT Cruiser left me stranding on the highway again.
Don't ever leave me stranding in the line again. Ever.
by Mixo October 2, 2010
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