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piss-strainers

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently baggy, odoriferous and sallow.
Fucking hell, Dorothy, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!
by Sir Roy Strong March 9, 2008
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mobile strike

That shitty COC Carbon-copy that spams me with cringy adverts whenever I open YouTube.
by BlueLynx190403 August 17, 2016
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Air Strike

Air Strike

1. Internet terminology.
One step up from man the harpoons.
Used when a fat chick (usually referred to as a whale) posts her picture.
If the woman is large enough, one can step the strike up to a new level: Nuclear Strike, MOAB, FOAB or other Thermobaric weapon.
Also has part of it's meaning shared with the military definition.
If you believe you are funny enough, you may apply the term in real life where you may see many fat chicks or in other real life situations.

2. Military terminology
A military strike delivered by the Air Force.
Target is usually a suspected or confirmed enemy ground position.
Or in the case of definition 1. A fat chick too large for the harpoons.
Delivery of the strike is usually from aircraft such as bombers, ground attack aircraft, strike fighters or helicopters.
Weapons used during a strike can range from machine gun fire to missiles to bombs.
Air Strikes are sometimes initiated in strategic bombings, but the term generally refers to tactical intervention by airpower on the battlefield.
If necessary (eg: degree of military situation or the woman in definition 1. is exceedingly obese) an Air Strike can be followed up by an artillery, infantry or armour assault.
1.

A: Whoa! Get a load of that fucking whale man!!!1
B: Fuck me! MAN THE HARPOONS!
A: Screw the harpoons dawg, I'm calling in an Air Strike
B: Good call mang, that B2 Spirit will make short work of that fat bitch!

2.
e.g 1. As in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

USAF Master Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-14's got good aim...
Major Lennox: ...why?
USAF Master Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke...

Lennox proceeds to facepalm upon realizing they are virtually stood on the orange smoke as Epps makes an excuse about it being a bad throw, when in reality he throws like a girl.

e.g 2.
Operator: Enemy position verified
Field Marshal: Call in the A-10's, it's time to light em up
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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tail strike

When you take a poo that is so long that it hits your butt because it ran out of room in the toilet
I had another tail strike incident today after I took a 20 incher at work
by eddietaps78 June 4, 2015
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counter-strike

dam bich i pwn u in counter-strike
by picklestein June 21, 2016
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Counter-Strike Source

The newest Counter-Strike version that came with Half-Life 2.

Improved graphics, and physics.
Dude, wanna play some CS?
Nah, im stickin' it to CSS.
by n00b May 13, 2005
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Eye Strainer

A woman so repulsive that when you look at her your eyes automatically well up and expeirience excruciating pain. The very sight of an Eye Strainer is enough to make some men go blind.
Dude my girlfriend had me go with her to the Oprah Winfrey show. My god, that woman was such an Eye Strainer I thought my dick would explode.
by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009
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