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An insult that hunters, cops, mobs, or paintball players use. It means that you cant hit shit when you shoot kuz your too fucking gay to learn how to aim or your too friggin weak to hold the gun steady, or you have a crappy scope on your gun and cant aim. Everyone whos seen Star Wars knows that Stormtroopers suck ass at shooting kuz hundreds of them missed hitting Luke and then got their asses kicked.
Hunter : What the hell that friggin moose was right in front of you and you MISSED? Damn you shoot like a Stormtrooper
Cop: You didnt hit the convict? dammit now hes escaped from jail. You shoot like a stormtrooper
Mobs: Dammit you were supposed to whack Jimmy. Whassamottayoo? You shoot like a Stormtrooper!
Paintball Player: Dumbass! Missed me! You shoot like a Stormtrooper!
by ... September 2, 2004
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Stormtroop

A sexual action performed by a male, in which the victim/partner is raped in the anal cavity hard enough to literally destroy the opening. This has the added effect of causing the victim to be unable to excrete faeces through their bum, and so forces it through their mouth.
by BSQWN January 27, 2014
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Stormtrooper

An individual that cannot aim for shit and dies in one shot from literally any weapon, no matter how fucking terrible, despite military grade armor.
The Stormtroopers are also complete shit at finding the droids they're looking for for whatever reason.
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stormtrooper pills

Drugs that give you a really bad comedown
“Omg Alex did stormtrooper pills

And had the worst comedown ever “
by Louiseyloox December 17, 2017
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Stormtroopers

Stormtroopers is a badass very fast Power Metal song by the Swedish Power Metal band "Sabaton", the song is about the Blitzkrieg (Lightning War), German tactic utilized mostly in WW2, which is basically invading as quickly as possible, usually using drugs like meth, an example of how effective this was, is that they invaded Denmark, in WW2, in 6 hours.
If you don't listen to Stormtroopers, you're not a true Sabaton fan
by Maxus69 July 27, 2023
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